Aussie Jed's FAQ

 

 

 

QUESTIONS, QUESTIONS, QUESTIONS.
"I didn't see a thing officer, I didn't see that one armed bandit
shoot the bald midget. I wouldn't lie to you… honestly!!!"

These are the questions that people have been asking me. I don't
count the ones that say "you’re an arsehole, Aussie Jed" because
firstly they are statements, and secondly, who am I to argue with
the truth.

The questions are in red, and the answers are in blue. And if you
don't like the colour scheme, tough. Got it!

 

Why don't you categorize your jokes? You've got dirty jokes, followed
by some sick, tasteless jokes, all in the same archive. Why?

Some people surf the net looking for certain jokes, and avoid others.
If I categorized them, people would avoid the jokes that offend them,
and I like offending people.
A jokes a joke. And if it makes me laugh, then I put it in. It's as simple
as that.

Where's the Yo Momma jokes?

Yo Momma's such a good sport by letting me root her that I ain't gonna
take the piss out of her.
Anyway, she's got such a great sense of humour. After all, she had you.

You have a lot of sexist jokes against women, why don't you have many
that are sexist against men?

I'm a bloke, and sexist.
No women or women at heart sent me any. If I get enough, I'll put a whole
page of them up.

Where are the top ten lists?

I like jokes that I can tell to me mates, without having a photocopy in my
wallet in case I forget the 679th reason why beer is better than women.
There's a lot of sites on the net with them, so if you want 'em, go there.

Why did you change the name from "Aussie Jed's Joke Archives" to
"Aussie Jed's Tasteless Jokes Archive?"

'cause the Irish surf the net as well :-)

Is your name really Jed?

No, it's Geoff.

HEY ARSEHOLE!!! I SENT YOU A JOKE AND WHEN I CHECKED BACK YOU GAVE THE CREDIT TO SOMEONE ELSE!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT YOU TURD!!!!

Sometimes I get more than one copy of a joke sent to me, and I accredit the
first person who sent it to me. Now get back to the kitchen mom.

Like, um, where's the line, like um, what line wouldn't you cross?

Like er, the only, er, line I wouldn't er cross, er, is a picket line.
Er, I hope this, er, answers the, er, question.
Nothings sacred, not even me. The worse they are the better.
I don't believe that there is such a thing as a joke which is too
tasteless. If you think that you have a joke that is too gross
for anyone to put on the net, sent it to me and I'll prove you wrong.

I want to sponsor your web site. All you have to do is place one of
our banners on your page and for every hit we get from you, you'll
earn x-amount of money.
Are you interested?

No.

Did you know that telling dirty jokes makes Baby Jesus cry? (asked once)

I bet if I shoved a 14 inch dildo up his freckle it would bring more tears to his eyes.

Why do more people ask me questions than send me jokes?
(I've been asking myself this one a lot lately)

 

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