Aussie Jeds
No Arms & No Legs

FUN THINGS TO SAY TO A GIRL WITH
NO ARMS AND NO LEGS

"If your happy and you know it clap your hands!"

I guess a handjobs out off the question?

You don't expect me to do the dishes?

Could you pass me my cigaretts darling?

I would have at least expected you to cook me dinner!!!

Do you want a vibrator for Christmas?

Why do you mean you haven't done the shopping?

Oi… give me back the remote control.

Do you want to play racket ball?

Why haven't you made the bed?

Now stand up and say that… BITCH!!!!!

It's your turn to mow the lawn!

Who left that slug trail on the kitchen floor?

If you need something done while I'm gone, call a handyman!

Are you having an affair you bitch, I've been calling all day!!!!

One giant leap for mankind, one enormous thump on the floor!

Remember… progress is just one step at a time.

Put another log on the fire.

Do you want to drive, or should I?

It's your turn to walk the dog!

For god sake woman… get off your arse!!!!

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