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What's that, you want to know what I look like? Ok, here's an old picture
that was taken when I was younger. The only difference in appearance
between then and now is that I'm fatter and have more shit coming out
of my arse.
Don't you just love it?

What's that I hear, I won't get many subscribers unless I put some hard core
pornography on this page? Oh well, here's a picture of one of the sexiest chickie
babes I've seen so far. I only wish I was the guy in the picture with her.

What's that, you want more hard core pornography? Ok, here's
a picture of my favourite aerobics work out.

So here's to it. If you get to it and you don't do it. May you
never live to get to it and do it again!!!

Now get your mind out of the gutter and let mine float past!!!!!

That's right. Here's Freddo, and don't be fooled by the name.
Freddo is a she, and she also happens to be a lesbian.
She was adopted from Ant's Gay Pet Adoption Service.

You may be wondering why I adopted a gay frog for this page, but Freddo
has just come from a traumatic relationship where she was whipped and
beaten and used as a sex slave to an overbearing bull dyke toad. And
being the warm hearted type of guy that I am, I felt sorry for her and
took her in and gave her a place to stay.

If you too want to adopt your own gay pet, click on Freddo and
you'll be taken to Ant's Gay Pet Adoption Service.
But be sure to come back here after you've adopted your own gay pet.

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